Woah!
Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
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EMMIE
*scREAMS*and you know what stinks, what really truly stinks? I am completely brain-blocked on the hospital fluff thread. I can’t think of a single word. I wanna fluff so bad but this horse won’t jump the frigging fence ugh
ahhhh well if you want we can either brainstorm or if you’re completely blocked we can try moving on to another thread?
we sorta blocked out one fork in the scenario when we did the meta stuff didn’t we oops
i’m trying to think about what other stuff we could fluff to what other stuff could we fluff to?
mrrrr. I still want to do fluffy drugged-up cuddles, though.
(THAT SOUNDED TERRIBLE OOOPS)
…can I be even more awful and ask for a timeskip? to when they’re back to the apartment?
also that thing you mentioned a while back about Frankenfurter!Monte all harassing Joly during his shadowcast thing yes I kind of want that
scratch that
I really want it
timeskip is fine with me! it would be hard for them to cuddle and be fluffy and whatnot at the hospital anyways
monte might be on sliiiiightly less potent medicine for use in the home
but he’ll still be loopy and ridiculous
also oh my god yes
he is going to be the sassiest fucking frank n furter ever
snapping on the rubber gloves
throwing off his cape in his entrance
screwing brad and janet behind a bedsheet backdrop
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EMMIE
EMMIE IT HURTS
MONTJOLY HURTS
IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH
I HOPE YOU KNOW THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES
he’s never actually held people before *whimpers* Emmie this is bad this is bad Montparnasse is so freaking damaged it’s painful just to imagine
you know how we talked about intensive therapy?
yeah this is gonna take YEARS
heheh
heh
seriously the more I flesh him out as a character the more surprising it is to me that he’s been able to mentally function for this long
it’s because of his work in theater
the fact that he gets to safely project his emotions
and do intensive physical work in a controlled environment like that
and have some semblance of “friends” in the theater troupe
it is just this marvel that he doesn’t have some form of PTSD or complete and total trust issues or something like at least he’s been able to stay sane by relying almost completely upon himself and his knives
these are my friends see how they glisten ten points for a theater reference?he probably has some form of sleep habit that’s built around his mental trauma or something like maybe he sleep-talks or he has nights where he just can’t sleep or SOMETHING
the nights where he can’t sleep are the ones where, after months of therapy, he rolls over to actually hold Joly
*scREAMS*
and you know what stinks, what really truly stinks? I am completely brain-blocked on the hospital fluff thread. I can’t think of a single word. I wanna fluff so bad but this horse won’t jump the frigging fence ugh
ahhhh well if you want we can either brainstorm or if you’re completely blocked we can try moving on to another thread?
we sorta blocked out one fork in the scenario when we did the meta stuff didn’t we oops
i’m trying to think about what other stuff we could fluff to what other stuff could we fluff to?
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